• Itchy labels on bungee ankle straps so I itch the whole way down
• People on fire—they’re always asking for favors, even if they hardly know you
• When my opera cape gets caught on homeless people’s junk
• When a woman stands near me and people think her ugly baby is mine and it is
• See the rest at McSweeney’s.

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